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WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY. I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO DEDICATE MY WEBPAGE TO ALL OF THE TEENAGERS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD BECAUSE I MYSELF AM A TEENAGER WHO LIKE'S TO PARTY HARDY LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW! FOR ALL OF YOU OLD PEOPLE, GET OUT RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU GET A HEART ATTACK FROM THIS WEBSITE-TOO MUCH EXITEMENT FOR PEOPLE OVER THE HILL. MY WEBSITE IS GOING TO CONTAIN ALL OF THE MUSIC, MOVIES, JOKES, RELATIONSHIPS AND OTHER THINGS IN THE WORLD FOR WHICH I LIKE AND DISLIKE! BEAR WITH ME, I'M STILL PUTTING STUFF ONTO THIS SITE, PLEASE BE PATIENT. FEEL FREE TO E-MAIL ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING, OK. JUST FOR THE LADIES, I'M 18, A MAN, E-MAIL ME, AND I WOULD ASURE YOU I WOULD E-MAIL YOU BACK----ONLY IF YOUR A FEMALE!!!! HAHA, ENJOY WHAT IV'E GOT HERE. FOR YOU PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA: I'VE BEEN TO RICHARDSON SPRINGS, IF YOU HAVE BEEN TO IT THE LAST TIME THEY HAD IT, E-MAIL ME. I MIGHT REMEMBER YOU, SHEA RIGHT, OUT OF 550 PEOPLE, WELL.....MAYBE. AND FOR YOU PEOPLE WHO CHAT A LOT: I AM <*KILLER*><*CLOWN*> OR JUST KILLER-CLOWN OR KILLER-KLOWNN!!! YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE ME! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| A MOVIE I SAW WHICH BLOWED GOATS HARDER THAN MONICA! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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WING COMMANDER--YES, YOU MAY OF HEARD OF IT. THE WAY I THOUGHT OF IT WHEN I FINISHED WATCHING IT: I SPENT $6.00 SO THAT I COULD HAVE 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TAKEN FROM ME. THE WHOLE PLOT OF THIS MOVIE WAS CHEESY. IT WAS ABOUT AN OUTER SPACE TEAM OF SOLDIER GEEKS THAT ARE TRYING TO RECOVER A DISK OR FILE(I FORGOT BECAUSE I ALMOST FELL ASLEEP) THAT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT TO THEM. THEY HAD TO GET IT BEFORE THIS STUPID LOOKING ALIEN RACE GETS TO IT. HAHA, THIS ALIEN RACE MUST BE CHEESIER THAN LOOKING AT THOSE OLD MONSTER MOVIES. I'M SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THIS: THIS ALIEN RACE WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A LION'S HEAD ON A SMALL BODY.---I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS HOLLYWOOD COMING UP WITH THESE DAYS, IT WAS LAME. THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT CAME OUT OF THIS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS MOVIE. IT WAS THE PREVIEWS OF STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE. THE PREVIEWS KICKED ASS. IT WASN'T THE TRAILER, IT WAS THE NEW PREVIEW. I CAN TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, THE 2 MINUTE PREVIEW TO STAR WARS HAD MORE ACTION THAN IN THE 2 HOURS OF WING COMMANDER. THAT IS HOW BORING WING COMMANDER ACTUALLY IS. ALL IT MAINLY IS: TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK. NO ACTION. WHAT A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT. AS SOON AS THEY GET INTO AN ACTION SCENE IN THIS MOVIE IT ENDED BEFORE ANYTHING EVEN HAPPENS. ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO THE WRITER AND DIRECTOR OF THIS MOVIE: I WANT MY TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE BACK YOU SONS OF BITCHES! MAYBE WHEN THEY SEE STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE, THEY WILL SEE WHAT GOOD FILMAKING ACTUALLY IS.----FOR AN ACTION MOVIE, THAT IS. OK, LETS TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MARYLIN MANSON. I HAVE TO ADMIT I LIKE HIS MUSIC. BUT LETS FACE IT, THE GUY IS A SICKO. THE DUDE HAS BREAST IMPLANTS. WHAT GUY WOULD EVER IN THEIR LIFE DO SUCH A THING LIKE THAT? IF HE WANTED TITS, WHY DIDN'T HE GET A SEX CHANGE?? WHAT A DUMBASS. I'M SORRY, BUT YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ACTUALLY FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU. THE REASON I THINK HE DOES ALL THIS SHIT IS TO GET ATTENTION. HE GIVES THE PUBLIC WHAT THEY WANT AND HE DELIVERS. ANOTHER WAY I THINK HE DOES ALL THIS IS BECUASE HE KNOWS HE IS AN UGLY LOOKING BASTARD AND WANTS TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT AND SHOW IT OFF. BUT LIKE I SAID, I ONLY LIKE HIS MUSIC, NOTHING ELSE! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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OK. SO CLINTON ALL OF THE SUDDEN GOES TO HELL-HOORAY. ANYWAY HE MEETS THE DEVIL DUDE. THE DEVIL DUDE GIVES HIM THREE OPTIONS ON HOW TO SPEND ETERNITY. THERE IS ONE ROOM FOR EVERY OPTION. SO THEN THEY GO INTO THE FIRST ROOM. CLINTON SEE'S A GUY GETTING BEATEN UP BY DEMONS AND GOBLINS. HE SAYS TYO THE DEVIL: I DON'T THINK I WANT TO SPEND ETERNITY LIKE THAT. SO THE DEVIL SAYS: OK. SO THEN THEY GO INTO THE SECOND ROOM. CLINTON THEN SEE'S A GUY GETTING CUTS ALL OVER HIS BODY BY LITTLE DEVILS POKING AT HIM. CLINTON THEN SAYS: I DON'T WANT TO SPEND ETERNITY LIKE THAT EITHER. THE DEVIL SAYS:OK. SO THEN THEY WALK INTO THE THIRD AND FINAL ROOM. CLINTON SEE'S KENNETH STARR GETTING A BLOW JOB BY MONICA LEWINSKY. SO THEN CLINTON SAYS: HELL YAAAA, THATS HOW I WANT TO SPEND ETERNITY. THE DEVIL THEN SAYS: OK MONICA, GET THE FUCK OUT! | MY FAVORITE BUMPER STICKER: IF YOU DON'T LIKE ORAL SEX, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
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